Provider review
HumeCare review
Markets a 10%-in-6-months guarantee; the real terms say 90 days, any measurable loss
HumeCare pairs compounded GLP-1 injections with a free Hume Pod body-composition scale, from the scale company Hume Health. Pricing is gated entirely behind a quiz funnel — no figures on the public marketing pages — but a third-party checkout walkthrough found semaglutide listed around $199/mo (discounted from a shown $299 reference) and a tirzepatide-plus-B12-plus-glycine combination around $299/mo (discounted from a shown $399), neither independently confirmed live by this review as ongoing versus introductory. The homepage headline guarantee — "lose 10% body weight or get your money back" within 6 months — does not match the actual written terms, which cover only 90 days, first-time GLP-1 users only, "any measurable weight loss" rather than 10%, zero missed doses, and completion of all 13 weekly weigh-ins, with consult fees excluded from any refund under all circumstances.
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The verdict
The body-composition tracking angle is a genuine differentiator — a free Hume Pod scale is a real, tangible inclusion most GLP-1 telehealth sites don't offer. But two things here deserve real scrutiny before you sign up. First, the homepage's "10% body weight or money back in 6 months" guarantee is materially looser in its actual written terms: 90 days, first-time users only, any measurable loss (not 10%), zero missed doses, all 13 weigh-ins completed, consult fees never refunded. Second, its trust badges include UK regulators (GPhC, CQC, MHRA) alongside US-relevant ones on a site marketed to US consumers — either generic stock trust imagery or an unexplained UK footprint, and either way worth a direct question before you pay.
HumeCare is not ranked on any of our boards. This is a standalone read of what the company publishes about itself — the providers we do rank in this category are on our semaglutide provider ranking. Nothing on this page is a performance claim — see the evidence review for what these compounds do and do not do.
Who it is for, and who it is not
A good fit if
- You want a free body-composition tracking device (Hume Pod) bundled with your GLP-1 program
- You're comfortable with pricing fully gated behind an intake quiz rather than published upfront
- You'll read the actual guarantee terms rather than relying on the homepage headline
Look elsewhere if
- You're relying on the "10% body weight or money back in 6 months" headline — the real terms are 90 days and any measurable loss
- You've used a GLP-1 before — the guarantee excludes anyone who isn't a first-time user
- You want a named compounding pharmacy rather than a generic "partner options at enrollment" description
What it actually costs
What they advertise
Pricing not published on public marketing pages — gated behind an intake quiz, confirmed live.
What you actually pay, month to month
Pricing not published; a third-party checkout review reported figures near $199/mo semaglutide and $299/mo for a tirzepatide combination, not independently confirmed here.
The commitment trap
The homepage guarantee headline (10% body weight, 6 months) does not match the actual written terms (90 days, any measurable loss, first-time users only, zero missed doses).
Money you will meet later
- Consult fees are excluded from the results guarantee under all circumstances
We checked HumeCare's own public pages in August 2026 and found no dollar figure. We do not print a number we cannot see, and we do not repeat one from a third-party blog. Work out what a vial actually gives you with our peptide dose calculator.
What is included
The cheapest headline number in this category is often the one with the least attached to it. Here is what HumeCare bundles in, and what it does not.
Clinician consult
Evaluation through the Clinical Network, prescriber entity…
named as MDI Medical Group PC, confirmed live.
Bloodwork / labs
Not addressed in the sources read.
Follow-ups and dose changes
13 weekly weigh-ins referenced as a guarantee requirement,…
confirmed via third-party terms review.
Human support
Care team messaging via the Hume Health app, confirmed live.
Injection supplies
Glycine/B12/B6 support supplements included with certain plans,…
confirmed live.
Shipping
Free expedited shipping included with all plans, confirmed live.
Pharmacy, labs and oversight
The pharmacy
Described only as an independent licensed pharmacy "selected from partner options at enrollment"; none individually named, confirmed live.
Oversight
Evaluation through the Clinical Network, prescriber entity named as MDI Medical Group PC, confirmed live. 13 weekly weigh-ins referenced as a guarantee requirement, confirmed via third-party terms review.
Compounded peptides are not FDA-approved products, and a 503A pharmacy compounds for a named patient while a 503B outsourcing facility manufactures in batches under CGMP. Neither is a quality guarantee on its own — a named facility is simply a fact you can check, and an unnamed “partner pharmacy network” is not. Our guide to verifying a certificate of analysis covers what to ask for.
Where you can get it
No specific list on public pages; prior third-party research cited exclusions in Alabama, Arkansas, Louisiana, and Mississippi, not independently re-confirmed live here.
The honest cons
The part they would rather you skipped
HumeCare's homepage promises 10% body weight lost or your money back within 6 months, but the actual written guarantee — confirmed via a third-party terms review — covers only 90 days, requires you to be a first-time GLP-1 user, and pays out for "any measurable weight loss," not the 10% the headline implies.
- Homepage guarantee headline (10%, 6 months) doesn't match the actual written terms (90 days, any measurable loss)
- Pricing fully gated behind an intake quiz, not published on public marketing pages
- Compounding pharmacy not individually named
- Trust badges include UK-specific regulators (GPhC, CQC, MHRA) on a site marketed to US consumers, unexplained
None of this is unique to HumeCare — the whole category shares it. What we hold against a provider is the part it hides, and the ways vendors hide things are catalogued in our vendor red-flags guide.
How it compares
The providers we rank on our semaglutide provider ranking, in the order that board ranks them. HumeCare is not among them: it is reviewed here, not ranked there, and we would rather show you the comparison than pretend the two are the same thing.
- BHBodybuilding Health+One of the deepest peptide catalogues here, and the loosest one
- Enhance MDWrites a flat-price-at-every-dose policy down — and charges near the top for it
- RxSpan MDOral tablet only, at a real $179 monthly rate
- Direct MedsThe plainest price mechanics on either board, from a company with an FDA warning letter
- Synergy RxPublishes a starting number, and nothing about what it commits you to
- Sprout HealthA $150 markdown the site never explains, and a semaglutide price quoted by the quarter
- Strut HealthInjection or troche, but $119 is the auto-refill price only
- MadeMedPrices are published — but there is no monthly option at all
7 more providers rank on our semaglutide provider ranking — see the full ranking. Every provider we review →
Read this before you buy
A provider comparison is half the decision. The other half is whether the compound does anything for you at all — and whether it is allowed where you compete. Growth-hormone secretagogues are banned in tested sport, year-round, and a prescription does not change that.
Facts on this page reflect HumeCare's own public disclosures when we last checked them, in August 2026. Prices and terms change without notice — confirm on HumeCare's site before you buy. Provider names and logos on this page identify the company under review; their use does not imply endorsement, sponsorship or affiliation. This page is informational and not medical advice; compounded peptides are not FDA-approved, and growth-hormone secretagogues are banned in tested sport year-round. See our disclosure and editorial policy.